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There's nothing to see here except for shadows of the past - and these ones won't be returning.

I'd point you to my next project here - but I'm not that organised. My style is to act and then sort out the consequences, rather than the other way around. Oh, and lying. I do that a lot too. (i.e. if you look closely, you may have seen some links appearing roughly once a week)

Vitenka.com is registered to me for the forseeable future, so you might find something there.

Edited by Vitenka at 2003-04-09 08:22:54

 
Vitenka : Tue 3 09:24:59 2001  

A plea for sanity

Ok, forget the stupid economic meltdown.

I'll admit my grasp of international politics is shakey, I don't even know who in China to direct this plea to.

But for gods sakes - don't risk this. Yes, america currently is under the pink slipper of the joke president.

But that just makes him more dangerous. He is stupid, and wants to try and prove that he is still 'american' (whatever good qualitites that word might still posess in his warped little mind) and that america is not to be trifled with.

Ok, he is PROBABLY still human enough not to start a war with china - but some tiny little voices (maybe his economic adviser, perhaps the ones that are telling him to ignore the kyoto agreement) will be telling him "Chine is big, china will get bigger, crush china now while you still have a chance" I don't want to live in the remains of a world in which he tried.

Now, lets address a similar plea to the US.

Hello? Mister president? Put down the happy pills mister president. Stop smoking the rolled up fivers.

You can't go to war with china. You can't possibly go to war with china. I don't even want to know what peccadillos you think you are distracting us from this time (I mean, ok, iraq is one thing, but CHINA?! Are you completely INSANE?!?!)

Back down. You sent the men to spy on china - you probably didn't even send them with diplomatic immunity. According to all international law they can be at least deported, probably shot. And that's if it doesn't classify as an act of war.

Let me put it this way. You only have custody of that big red button for four years. If you don't want to find yourself assasinated for being completely unfit to rule, stay the hell away from it.

Pull those ships away - we all know you aren't going to use them. And trust me, if you think differently, then someone will stop you. Someone must be that sane.

While I'm at it, put the kyoto agreement back where you found it - and then exceed it fourteen times over as a sensible low estimate. I don't fancy dying to you slowly either.

Argh! Why do idiots rule the world? I guess us smart people know it's too much hassle, so just snipe from the sidelines, and play computer games. Get the heck back to catnews

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